What is Kooch?
1.
a pussy, female genitalia
"Andy gets all the kooch he wants."
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2.
another word for monged, cotching, kush. generally being relaxed and/or drunk/high, feeling the world slow down. when kooching, one experiences slow often slurred speech.
invented accidently on a drunk golf course raid
shit mate, im so drunk. i need to kooch out somewhere
that bean bag looks so kooch
my bed was so kooch after that all nighter
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3.
My good friend, Dennis Kucinich.
"No, we are not going negative on the Kooch."
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4.
a midget, munchkin, little person
hey look at that kooch!
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5.
I don't know where it started but somehow "Kooch" became a nickname for Dennis Kucinich.
"Lick Bush, Vote Kooch in 2004" - bumpersticker
"Smooch the Kooch" - t-shirt
6.
A boy from the country is called kooch. Normally Kooch's are really tall. WOW. They live in the middle of nowhere.
The Kooch boys are soooooooo tall and they are nice. They are from the country
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A game involving a koosh ball. The players stand in a circle and throw a ball at each other trying to make others miss. If one drops the ball, they are out. Ends in a showdown between two players with throws resembling baseball pitches. Best if played outside, optimal for camping trips because all that is needed is a koosh ball. The name stems from koosh (the ball). Developed into kooch as the inventors were a group of men out of contact with women for two weeks.
Guy1: Let's go play some kooch.
Guy2: Alright. I'll beat you in the showdown.
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