Dicture

What is Dicture?


1.

A picturein which a person looks like/poses like/acts like a dick

Usually seen on Myspace

"I don't get it. Is this a photo of your chin or a turtle's ass and why have you uploaded it 17 times and posted a bulletin insisting that I comment them?"

"Because that angle makes me look hawt!"

"Dude, if you wanna take dictures of yourself, fine. But don't force 'em on me!"

See myspace, photo, dick, poser, camera whore

2.

1. An image used in the negotiation process when trying to attain nudes. NEVER an actual picture of the sender. Simply used as leverage to achieve desired results.

2. An image of varying file types and resolutions containing only white pixels. Upon receiving the sender claims to "not know why it isn't working."

"Audry totally fell for my dicture, I GOT HER N00DZ!!!

See dicpic, n00dz


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