What is Diesel Jockey?
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One who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel - namely diesel.
Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.
'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.
Conversion costs:
1 tank diesel £40
AA membership £50 per year
Repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
Total £230
The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.
My name is Joe - I have a pertol car. I think I'll fill it with diesel. That makes me a Diesel Jockey
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