Diesel Jockey

What is Diesel Jockey?


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One who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel - namely diesel.

Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.

'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.

Conversion costs:

1 tank diesel £40

AA membership £50 per year

Repair work to engine £100

1 tank petrol £40

Total £230

The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.

My name is Joe - I have a pertol car. I think I'll fill it with diesel. That makes me a Diesel Jockey


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