Diet Coke And Mentos

What is Diet Coke And Mentos?


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When you take a 2-liter of diet coke, unscrew the cap, drop in a few mentos and close it. You then take the bottle and

1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano

2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction

3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)

Jack: What are you guys doing?

Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,

Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?

Steve: Of course

See diet coke, mentos, soda, pop, bottle, asshole, pwnage


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