Digipen Goggles Edit Meaning

1.

When normally unattractive girls seem smokin' hot because of an extended period of time attending Digipen Institute of Technology (which is nearly void of females).

Whenever I go to somewhere in the real world I think "whow, girl, whow!" because of these damned Digipen goggles.

2.

When one is attracted to a female purely because they attend DigiPen Institute of Technology and do not know what “hot” women look like.

Mark: “Look at those hot girls, I wanna tap that!”

John: “Take off your DigiPen goggles, they’re all over 50.”