Dildo Alarm Cock

What is Dildo Alarm Cock?


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This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.

A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.

See priest, alarm, cock, dildo


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