What is Dildo Alarm Cock?
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This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
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Doing somthing really stupid that smacks of fatassed sloth and laziness rather than taking an extra second to do it the right way.
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When one has had to much to drink, and can no longer function on their own.
Oh shit Raquel is outta commish, again..
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