Dildo Bird

What is Dildo Bird?


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When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.

I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy Gary Coleman.

See alaskan pipeline, anal, sex, kinky


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