Dildo Bird

What is Dildo Bird?


1.

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.

I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy Gary Coleman.

See alaskan pipeline, anal, sex, kinky


49

Random Words:

1. underware, undergarnments, underpants I hate it when my unmentionables rip. See undies, tighty whiteys, panties, thong, g-string, butt..
1. The sudden realization of understanding a quote. Jeff: Dude you're a complete blonde. David: Wait what? Jeff: ... David: Ohhhhh..
1. somethin from a really stupid joke that george was obsessed with and flew to ohio for a chance to use it on an episode of seinfeld &quo..