What is Dildo Bird?
1.
When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.
I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy Gary Coleman.
See
Random Words:
1.
When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something ins..
1.
Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."
Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and th..
