What is Dillion?
1.
n. Another word for male genitalia (i.e. penis)
I zipped up my pants too quickly and caught my dillion in the zipper.
2.
describes a thing, or performing an act of high success or quality, like saying "a belter"
"I smacked him a dillion"
3.
Phrase uttered by Glaswegian neds (see
1) punch / beat up someone
2) indicate admiration for a female or car or fish supper.
3) indicate an extreme degree of the succeeding adjective / verb / noun.
Commonly preceeded by the word "pure".
First know use circa 1995 in a chippie in Maryhill Road - "Joahnny, dillion him" - now a common ned word used in any number of situations.
As in...
1) Ah'm gonnae pure dillion you, ya fuckin' dobbur!
2) Check oot that bird Donna-Marie, sheeza pure dillion - or - haw haw look at that E.V.O. (i.e. Mitsubishi evo) itza pure dillion. - or - haw brullyint, this chippie does a pure dillion roll and chip wi buckie, no?
3) You're a pure dillion bawbag. - or - haw they versace trackies are pure dillions - or - ah pure love Donna-Marie's sovvy rings, they're pure dillions.
Etc. etc.
4.
An incredibly large number, containing a dillion decimal places. Frequently used to exaggerate the true magnitude of some object, event or amount.
James: How was the party last night?
Bill: Dude, it was the biggest
sausagefest , there were like a dillion guys for every girl there.
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5.
A guy around 6,2 or 6,3 usually hilarious can always make you laugh and always has a smile on his face.
The person that LOVES to do crazy thigs and could possibly always get you in trouble but you still love him.
Just a great person.
And did i mention hes probaly incredibly sexy too.
Dillion known as the funny one
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6.
An exbantilantly large amount of money for a broke person. Something like Hood Rich.
Damn, did U see how much change he had on the dashboard, had to be at least a Dillion dollars.
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7.
1. horrible ,epic falure with a fake fur coat and scrubs
Man:hey doc, what's up with the coat?
The "Dillion":it's warm, and i'm not a doctor,i got firedfor catch a patient on fire, after he got his 3rd degree burn
Man:You Dillion!!!!!
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