Dillion Edit Meaning

1.

n. Another word for male genitalia (i.e. penis)

I zipped up my pants too quickly and caught my dillion in the zipper.

2.

describes a thing, or performing an act of high success or quality, like saying "a belter"

"I smacked him a dillion"

3.

Phrase uttered by Glaswegian neds (see Ned) to express a variety of emotions / impluses / thoughts (if thinking is possible when strung out on Schweeties) including:

1) punch / beat up someone

2) indicate admiration for a female or car or fish supper.

3) indicate an extreme degree of the succeeding adjective / verb / noun.

Commonly preceeded by the word "pure".

First know use circa 1995 in a chippie in Maryhill Road - "Joahnny, dillion him" - now a common ned word used in any number of situations.

As in...

1) Ah'm gonnae pure dillion you, ya fuckin' dobbur!

2) Check oot that bird Donna-Marie, sheeza pure dillion - or - haw haw look at that E.V.O. (i.e. Mitsubishi evo) itza pure dillion. - or - haw brullyint, this chippie does a pure dillion roll and chip wi buckie, no?

3) You're a pure dillion bawbag. - or - haw they versace trackies are pure dillions - or - ah pure love Donna-Marie's sovvy rings, they're pure dillions.

Etc. etc.

4.

An incredibly large number, containing a dillion decimal places. Frequently used to exaggerate the true magnitude of some object, event or amount.

James: How was the party last night?

Bill: Dude, it was the biggest sausagefest, there were like a dillion guys for every girl there.

See jillion, squillion, dillian, gazillion

5.

A guy around 6,2 or 6,3 usually hilarious can always make you laugh and always has a smile on his face.

The person that LOVES to do crazy thigs and could possibly always get you in trouble but you still love him.

Just a great person.

And did i mention hes probaly incredibly sexy too.

Dillion known as the funny one

See funny, goofy, smart, crazy

6.

An exbantilantly large amount of money for a broke person. Something like Hood Rich.

Damn, did U see how much change he had on the dashboard, had to be at least a Dillion dollars.

See hood rich, million, billion, ballin', bank

7.

1. horrible ,epic falure with a fake fur coat and scrubs

Man:hey doc, what's up with the coat?

The "Dillion":it's warm, and i'm not a doctor,i got firedfor catch a patient on fire, after he got his 3rd degree burn

Man:You Dillion!!!!!

See dillion, epic fail, failure, scrubs