What is Ding-dong?
1.
A silly word used to instigate fights.
"You're a fucking ding-dong"
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"Suck my ding-dong, please"
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2.
A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.
Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.
That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!
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3.
The sound a doorbell makes.
The shiny doorbell went ding-dong.
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4.
Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"
Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?
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