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Having your parents call during sex
Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
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"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To get to the other side."
This was a go..
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When banging a MILF named Barbara you pull out of her ass and try to blow your load in her mouth and her son named preston walks in and ..