What is Directional?
1.
C'mon people! it is the damn blinker in your car.
"I have to put my directional on for this left hand turn"
2.
Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.
Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.
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3.
Someone who has a sickly precise sense of direction. Someone who can find where they parked blindfolded, spun around three times and drunk.
Randy: Dude, where's my car?
Monique: Third floor, row 6, spot 9.
Jack: Damn, your girl is more directional than you... does she have a sister?
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