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1. A method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. Similar to the Australian phrase of "opened your lunch.&qu..

1. when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing. Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain t..

1. When you're fucking you're girlfriend, you scream a distraction and make her turn her head. At that very moment you pull your ..