Dirt-tube Commuter Edit Meaning

1. A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes. Why you sack of asshole..

1. An Implement that you have reserved for that special someone cus man they shit you off in the way that they screw with you, your friends..

1. An abbreviation of "unfortunately." Thanks for the invite, unfortch, I've already got plans. See unforch, unfortunate, ..