Dirty Christopher

What is Dirty Christopher?

This is when an intoxicated male attempts to make a Dirty Sanchez and instead leaves his mark on a wall or headboard.

He was so drunk he missed the mark and left a Dirty Christopher on my wall.

Javadyke

1. An artsy lesbian, esp. one which works in a coffee house. Dude, I totally got dumped for a javadyke. See java, dyke, lesbian, coffee, ..

Zippernut

1. The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants. Oooo,..

Pifflenut

1. A nut of poo stuck to your bum hairs, sometimes you pick it, flick it at the wall or lampshade and whoever makes it go 'ping' ..

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