Dirty Costanza

What is Dirty Costanza?

The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.

Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.

See shit, log, poo, toilet, dump

Pitchables

1. Any amount of money or weed that will assist in the purchase or increase in size of a bag of weed. Hey man let's get hightonight. ..

Poo Ball

1. A small ball of toilet paper covered in poo and caught in the hair around your arse. I've got a mountain of poo balls surrounding ..

Scousetto

1. The false accent usage from woolybacks (None Scousers) "Eh eh calm down" along with the stupid Harry Enfieldesque hand waving..

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