Dirty Costanza

What is Dirty Costanza?

The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.

Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.

See shit, log, poo, toilet, dump

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