Dirty Ernie

What is Dirty Ernie?


1.

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.

ref: brother to bert.

Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

2.

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.

Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.

See sexual, no go, sex


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