Dirty Girl Guide

What is Dirty Girl Guide?


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The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.

Poor Fifi will never be the same after the Dirty Girl Guide I performed last night

See shit, transexual, fat, cat, goose


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