What is Dirty Gomez?
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Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.
Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.
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Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.
Jay Leno gave Wishbone a Dirty Gomez!
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When all you can see is the head of the dick and balls.
When Russell went to have his stint pulled out of his kidneys, his dick was up ..
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To urinate on breast
"hey pipes, we should piss on those tits..... commit"
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"piss on tits poon!"
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The quality or state of being inappropriate.
Horray for inappropriety!
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