What is Dirty Gomez?
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Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.
Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.
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Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.
Jay Leno gave Wishbone a Dirty Gomez!
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acting like a lame, very boring person.
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This phrase originates from the Old English craft of Mustard making.
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