Dirty Gomez

What is Dirty Gomez?


1.

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.

Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.

2.

Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.

Jay Leno gave Wishbone a Dirty Gomez!

See gomez, dirty sanchez, dirty, skank, ass, poop, member


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