Dirty Mace

What is Dirty Mace?

Swirling a used condom around one's head in the style of a medievil mace before releasing it in the direction of the target

This knight was coming at me with his mace, so i wipped out my johnny and gave him my dirty mace

See cannonball, seagull, jizz bomb, wank, johnny

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