Dirty Mallett

What is Dirty Mallett?

allows for easy scoring at the climax of a long drive.

Ass: "it was fourth and inches. so i went for the dirty mallett."

Hole: "nice work."

See scoring, climax, cum, ejaculation, cock, hammer, nail, lay

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