Dirty Present Edit Meaning

1. A being solely without drive towards the same or opposing sex. Usually found at a desk near a computer, constantly getting "teh war..

1. When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshap..

1. To Fart or to take a shit "Can you smell that...I totally let a Melina Porp go!" "Sorry I have to go to the Poo Pot, I ..