Dirty Quam

What is Dirty Quam?


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The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.

"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"

"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"

"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"

See dick, broken, quam


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