Dirty Simon

What is Dirty Simon?


1.

After having either anal sex or vaginal sex, the male throws his partner through a plate-glass window, normally with a well placed pile of manure and/or beehives where the lady will fall.

"After fucking my girl, I decided it would be hot to give her a Dirty Simon."

"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"

See dirty, simon

2.

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.

They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.

Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.

See dirty, simon, smelly, slang, english


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