What is Dirty Slovak?
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the act of performing sexual intercourse on a girl with an extreme amoun of lubrication because you are incapable of getting a girl off in any way. may be performed in no longer than one minute
Slovak: "Do you have any lube?"
Real Man: "No, Why?"
Slovak: "I can't get my girlfriend wet"
Real Man: "Then you shouldn't be having sex you dirty slovak"
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When a female is orally pleasuring a man and her gag reflex causes her to vomit on said penis.
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