What is Dirty Spatula?
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A "dirty spatula" is when a guy has junk shat upon, and then stomped upon with platform shoes.
It may not be the most profoundly disturbing or even most potentially damaging sexual act ever conceived, but I would not care to be on the receiving end of a "dirty spatula", if you know what I mean.
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This is attaching an almost sacred reverence for the vagina, at the expense of real sex for the guy. So he's always horny.
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The sweaty, stinky, vagina of a fat chick in the summer.
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