What is Dirty Spatula?
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A "dirty spatula" is when a guy has junk shat upon, and then stomped upon with platform shoes.
It may not be the most profoundly disturbing or even most potentially damaging sexual act ever conceived, but I would not care to be on the receiving end of a "dirty spatula", if you know what I mean.
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a telescope used for smelling instead of site.
Man, I stuck my nose on the smelloscope and smelled some nasty shit!
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