What is Dirty Vasquez?
1.
leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.
I left a "dirty vasquez" on the sofa while I had sex with Amy.
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The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner
Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.
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