Dirty Vasquez

What is Dirty Vasquez?


1.

leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.

I left a "dirty vasquez" on the sofa while I had sex with Amy.

2.

The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner

Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.

See dirty, cum, pussy fart, dirty sanchez, golden shower


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