Distorian

What is Distorian?


1.

distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports, history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.

A White House distorian says George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.

That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.

All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.

See history, lie, reporter, truth


2

Random Words:

1. When to males are intoxicated with alcoholic beverages (Such as Stella or Strongbow), one may practice the art of Oxing, in which the la..
1. The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call th..
1. when a girl takes the thorns of a rose and tapes them to her hand, then gives a guy a hand job and makes him bleed. "ouch my dick ..