Distraction

What is Distraction?


1.

A woman that is extremely beautiful that she takes your concentration off eveything around you. A woman that causes you to watch her, and her only. A woman that when she walks by you stop talking and just watch her and stare.

I was in chemistry class and I stopped taking notes due to the distractions.

See hottie, milf, hott, boneable, bagger

2.

A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.

The distraction is online. I won't get any homework done anytime soon.

See annoyance, infatuation, procrastinator

3.

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.

There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid

Contestant: *buzz*

Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*

Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...

4.

A guy seeing the cheerleader sitting next to him in biology class wearing a very short skirt.

She was so hot and I was so horny, that she was a huge distraction for me during the biology lecture.

See hot, attractive, horny, lonely, sensual, krock1dk


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