Distractipated

What is Distractipated?

Being so distracted by something to the point where it's the only thing you can think about!

Kimiko was distractipated by the giant anvil about to fall on her head.

Britty was distractipated by her shirtless husband, Valo.

See constipated, focused, adhd

Slutty Grandma

1. See also hoe bag, whore, and Great Dane Wrinkly, 200 year old hag that has sex with younger people. Opal: Millie is such a slutty gran..

Fobspring

1. fob + offspring= fobspring guys or gals born to ppl who are fobs(fresh-off-the-boat) are fobsprings See fob, offspring, immigrants, cu..

Lostprophets

1. A welsh band consisting of 6 members, having released two full CDs on columbia records. Their first cd was called "The Fake Sound ..

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