What is Dive Cafe?
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A dank, dirty neighborhood cafe that serves cheap beverages and foodstuffs. Many of the clientele are regulars. Like a dive bar, but (probably) without the booze.
Can you believe I saw my Congressman at the dive cafe in my neighborhood? He probably goes there because it's the only place people don't recognize him.
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