What is Dkv?
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A police code for the situation of animal malesting in public places.
all units report in, we have a DKV situation involving a goat in a field along the M25
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Deranged kilted Vegan- Usually used to describe old men a little bit gone in the head. Often they will have strange dietry habbits and an un-usual dress sence. Often they will be a little gone in the head, and may think they have a very good sence of humour, when actually there brain has shriveled and they are not really funny at all.
Often known to laugh at their own jokes.
Why are you wearing a rubber ring and leotard? Your such a DKV!
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When you take a dump, start to wipe because you think it is over, and then push out not only one more log but an entire second dump.
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The act of stroking one's anus in time to the beat of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles.
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