D-lock

What is D-lock?


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1. Noun: A D-shaped lock used for clamping a bicycle to various objects specifically used to keep it secure in public places. Requires Key to Unlock.

2. Verb: Using said Lock around a victims neck. Causing severe annoyance and mild pain for prolonged periods of time due to the key being hidden/swallowed. Best reults at keggers and at house parties. Reasonably Humourous

1. Will somebody buy me a D-Lock? I'm scared my bike will be looted!

2. D-Lock that fucking Nazi Kid! He tried to rape a 14 year old!

See bike, lock, joke, party, rape, Warnes


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