D-lock

What is D-lock?


1.

1. Noun: A D-shaped lock used for clamping a bicycle to various objects specifically used to keep it secure in public places. Requires Key to Unlock.

2. Verb: Using said Lock around a victims neck. Causing severe annoyance and mild pain for prolonged periods of time due to the key being hidden/swallowed. Best reults at keggers and at house parties. Reasonably Humourous

1. Will somebody buy me a D-Lock? I'm scared my bike will be looted!

2. D-Lock that fucking Nazi Kid! He tried to rape a 14 year old!

See bike, lock, joke, party, rape, Warnes


58

Random Words:

1. Something uttered by British people after they've been suckered punched. Usually preceded by the exclamation "Aw fuck", ..
1. A small town in South Tyneside. It has a LEGENDARY BEACH. "Let's go to Jarra/Jarrow beach" See jarra, morrisons..
1. A quickie blow job. First you zip, and then you sip. We didn't have much time, so we had a Zip 'n Sip. Holla. See blow job..