Dmfs

What is Dmfs?


1.

1.) To be the ultimate male.

2.) To deliver more male in a single thrust of the pelvis than the postal service and the pony express in the last 126 years combined.

3.) To mess something up

4. Acronym for coolness

1.) Woa that Guy is so DMFS.

2.) God thats the DMFS pint.

3.) Damn, I totally DMFS'd that.

4.) DMFS, Dave "Mother Fuckin" Slate

See dmfs, dave, slate, stormzz

2.

1.)To go about your life as if you are mentally ill(but you're not)

That DMFS just light himself on fire and climbed up a tree before the track meet.

See dmfs, david, retarded, gay

3.

1.)As to be like David "Mother Fuckin'" Smith.

2.)To crap oneself, without regard, at a social function.

3.)To suddenly burst into flames and fuck 43 year old chicks.

"Dude that was such a DMFS move!"

"Who farted?" "Oh he DMFS'd himself again"

"That was an awesome DMFS move up that tree!"

See dmfs, david, smith, faggot


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