Do Da People Edit Meaning

1. laughing so hard i almost died cant stop laughing cuz it was too funny, i was running an i lookd back 2 see if some1 was following me a..

1. an impossibly illiterate fellow, who always has good intentions, but they never come through because of the massive errors made when try..

1. of Jamacian derivation: a large posterior or behind on a female Daaaaaaamn, that fem got nuff junk in'a de trunk!..