Do Some Charity Work

What is Do Some Charity Work?


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To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.

Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"

Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"

Mark: "Yeah???"

Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"


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