What is Dogjob?
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when your at home board and your vacume cleaner doesn't work so you call your dog's name and cover your cock in peanut butter and let him lick it till you cum all over him. His fur might be a little sticky so wash him in lube and baby shampoo.
Jake bought a new dog so he could get a dogjob and then went to the store and bought all the jars of peanut butter.
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