What is Doi?
1.
an exclamation, related to "duh"
No shit!
2.
Doi; (dōy); n
a small version of a
Also an adequate alternative for: dude, guy, grub
"those lawn doi's cut grass
pro nuff ."
"she's cute, but she's got a bit of a doi on her."
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3.
An 80's term, relative to the phrase "no sh*t" also refering to a dunce or someone who is very stupid. the word "no" is usually added as no doi!
Johnny's station wagon is cool.
No Doi you tard.
or
Is Johnny's wagon retro?
Doi of course it is, you frigg'n idiot!
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4.
like saying duh except kewler.
"Did you know that Kacey is going out with Anthony"
"doi"
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5.
When someone states something extremely obvious and/or does something extremely stupid, the crowd around said person then exclaims the word "DOI!" to alert said person of the foolish statement or action.
Pronounced like "soy", except with a D.
*while walking home at night*
Doi offender: Hey, it's so dark outside, i can see your anus!
me: ...Why did you put a pause between your and anus?
me and Friend: DOI!
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6.
An aggressive mystical creature that lurks down the alleys of the innocent, sucking out the souls of fresh minded young beings. Dirty soul raper.
Who is that Doi poisoning my neighbourhood?
Don't choke her Doi, she's an honour student!
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7.
Denial of Information. Preventing access to publicly available information for no aparent reason.
See mindblock.
Y0u f00l. N0w H3 kn0w5 Ev3ryTHing!!!!