Townie Bob Edit Meaning

1. The name of the coolest guy in town. Did you hear that Zorflax beat a jackalope in a five mile foot race?..

1. A phrase used by non-believing friends. Also, this is used normally after the words "porkchop sandwiches" porkchop sandwiche..

1. The exact moment where someone or something is so funny that you laugh your ass off enough to make your eyes swell up and you begin cryi..