Doing A Helen Edit Meaning

1. Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative. MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons ..

1. a penis (also known as a Wang Chung) that is shorter than the width of a thin metal needle. Jesus dude, that's not even a threeinc..

1. Retordent, adj. 1. A Captain Haddockesque insult. Such as, Odd-toed ungulate! Or, Two-timing Tartar Twisters! Did he just call me a j..