Doing Laundry

What is Doing Laundry?


1.

A term used for having sex. Fabric softener can also be used when doing the laundry

"I did the laundry last night." "Did you use fabric softener?"

2.

When Kate, Mrs. Laundry, gets together with Chris, Mr. Laundry, and they're non-responsive for several hours while her away message reads "Doing laundry, brb"

Liz and I tried to instant message Kate, but she was too busy doing laundry. I hope she remember her "fabric softener" and cleaned up the "detergent" afterwards.

3.

v. Code word for drinking alcohol. Can commonly be confused with actually washing clothing; can lead to confusing conversations.

Emily: What are we doing tonight?

Laura: Doing laundry. ;)

Emily: Great. Where's the detergent?

See laundry, doing laundry, detergent, alcohol, drinking

4.

Definition 1: To wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again

Definition 2: Code name for jacking off

Def. 1: Man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.

Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again

See laundry, clothes, jacking off

5.

The act of masturbating into a sock, so as to catch the mess for easy clean-up.

I was thinking of you when I was doing laundry last night.

See doing laundry, masturbation, jerk off, sock

6.

The act of a woman sucking a mans rod, down to the balls and wet.

My girlfriend came over last night and did my laundry.

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