What is Doink?
1.
Sexual Intercourse.
the less aggressive word of FUCK.
"Did you doink her yet?"
2.
Adjective - used to describe somebody who is acting in a comically idiotic manner.
Billy looked like such a fucking doink when he smacked his head on that shelf before.
3.
1. to doink
2. the act of hitting someone in a comical way so as to need sound effects.
*punch* "doink"
4.
verb
1. Intercourse.
2. Poke.
3. To mistakenly bung up something.
1. Why do us guys only care about doinking, sports, and food?
2. I turned around and my wife doinked me in the eye with her finger.
3. While painting the walls, my wife kept doinking the ceiling with the roller. Now we have to paint the ceiling again. I hope we don't doink the walls with the ceiling color.
5.
A physically weak teen/man who closely resembles a dweeb, but is constantly trying to be cooler than he is. Doinks don't have to be smart or computer-savvy, but must always be a a harmless loser. Much more endearing than tools.
"Did you see Superbad? That McLovin is such a lovable doink."
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6.
The bass kicking in during a dance/rave tune!!
Man, this tune has one banging doink
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7.
Doink can have the same meaning as "cool" or "awesome." Used to describe something you like.
Dude, that car is so "doink!"
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