What is Doinky?
1.
To get up on a member of the opposite sex (usually male to female) on a dancefloor and getting a semi (slight erection)
"Bob was getting doinky on that chick last night at the club!"
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2.
Describing or pertaining to someone or something that is so screwed up that it boggles the mind as to how it can stand its own existence.
Damn traffic! Get out of my way! Where'd you learn how to drive!?! I'm never going to make it on time because this traffic is doinky!
3.
When you smoke a blunt with weed and crack in it, drive to muscatine, and strip down naked all because god told you to.
Did you hear about H? He got doinky and put in the loony bin.
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4.
adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly
Wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.
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5.
A derivation of "doink" used to describe things that are bad, dumb, or just plain doinky.
That movie was so doinky that we left the theater half way through it.
