What is Dolphin Express?
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When you are drowing, but are rescued by a dolphin. When you get back to land, you then have to suck the dolphin's dick.
Friendly dolphin...He took my back to shore, but then he clapped his flippers and I had to suck his dolphin dick I DID!! Because there's no free ride, people. There isn't. -Dave Attell
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someone who smells like a Mexican pissed in their ass hole and slapped their cooter
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To play defense when playing pool. This is done by knocking your balls in front of pockets, knocking the cue ball in a bad spot, or kno..
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Extremely serious, not joking
I'm so serious, I'm schnerious.
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