What is Jack Davenport?
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Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.
Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"
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The act of pirate sex. Or acting like pirates.
To Jack Davenport.
Person 1:So, wana Jack Davenport ;)
Person 2:Oh my no. -hears arrrrring in the distance- I think they got to it first
Person 1:BLAST!
Tomorrow night my love.....
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