Jack Davenport

What is Jack Davenport?


1.

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"

Friend: "Yeah, why?"

Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

See pirates of the caribbean, ultraviolet

2.

The act of pirate sex. Or acting like pirates.

To Jack Davenport.

Person 1:So, wana Jack Davenport ;)

Person 2:Oh my no. -hears arrrrring in the distance- I think they got to it first

Person 1:BLAST!

Tomorrow night my love.....

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