What is Dolphin Trainer?
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The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...
Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!
Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"
Never fails......
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A favourite after-hours prank in Hertfordshire.
Take a bird back home after a night out. F*ck her doggy-sytle and unleash your load ..
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Porn up close. Not in a magazine or your laptop or whatever.
Last night at the club these girls were showing some face-to-face porn.
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A number so high and unfathomable that it could only conjure up images of feces that has the ability to fornicate and has in fact been b..
