Dolphin Trainer

What is Dolphin Trainer?


1.

The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...

Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!

Female - "so what do you do for a living"

Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"

Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"

Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"

Never fails......

See dolphin, trainer, job, fighter pilot


48

Random Words:

1. walking by and pretending to be talking on your bluetooth headset to avoid someone i saw that girl from last weeks one night stand but ..
1. Origionally Italian for "eggplant", it became a derogotory term used by some Italian-Americans, usually urban, middle-class It..
1. When a little Spanishguy travels back to his half-home land for ridiculously long periods of times. All you can do is listen to 'Da..