What is Doltswagen?
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Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.
Second-hand value? Zero.
I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.
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