Domestic Blindness

What is Domestic Blindness?


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a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them

if you were surveying the contents of the fridge ... looking for the mustard etc ... and you say to your partner ... where's the mustard and they say "right in fricken front of you" ... you still say you can't see it ... they come up and point it out to you ... and its label facing front - right at your eye level etc and you go ... oh yeah ... so it is ;-| ... that's grounds for a domestic blindness diagnosis!

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