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showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.
I told them I got stuck in traffic, but really I was running latt..
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Someone with a morbid lack of optimism and fixated belief that things will always go wrong.
also known as: NG Waves
"Why don&apo..
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A shit that stays intact and stretches from one side of the bowl to the other resembling planks on a pier
"I ate so many taco&apos..