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The first vag that you laid your lips on! (Unless you came via a C-section)
A: I just licked my first vag!
B: No, you licked your mom..
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Software that is impossible to remove, but is otherwise not malicous.
Most preinstalled software.
That f***ing Zombieware kept reinsta..
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A giant sandbox.
People live in it.
I went to the middle east and I got sand in my Shawarma.
See shawarma, east, whoo, whee
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A te..