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1. electronic voting machine; see dangus
So I git the go button on the elect-a-dangus, and the shit started smoking and beeping. It wa..
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Surfing on youtube whilst being drunk.
Dude, I was so wasted last night I ended up drunktubing smurfs porn, and totally wankin' of..
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Asking a question you know the answer to.
The boy asked a purficable question, "Dad, are we there yet?" when they were just p..